Who Am I?

I'm just Tom, originally from Middletown, Pa but now living in Maryland – until I move to …..?

I’m the guy not doing the best I can in life.

I’m that guy who drove to NY hoping to win the $150 million many years back.

I’m the guy who’s gone to that place I hope no one goes, a place so dark there seems to be no way out.

I’m the guy who has MANY things to be thankful for, not just the coupon for a free lunch at Fridays.

I've learned that money doesn't buy happiness, but it CAN rent it, and not just by the hour.

I'm the uncle, cousin, brother, who doesn't stay in touch as well as I should.

I'm the co-worker who always tried hard to advance.

I'm the ugly duckling from high school that turned out not-so-awful.

I'm the ex-boyfriend you forgot about.

I'm the kid who (thankfully) got caught shoplifting school supplies that I would give away.

I'm the guy who didn't have many bad habits... Except getting caught speeding!

I'm the guy who tried to be compassionate everywhere but the highway.

I'm the guy who said "a penny saved is a penny you'll spend anyway so why save it".

I'm the guy always needing to lose a few pounds.

I'm the guy who liked Tyra Banks before she got so successful.

I'm the guy with the nice feet.

I'm the guy Paris Hilton DIDN'T make a video with.

I'm the guy on match.com that hasn't had a bad experience dating online.

I'm the guy who has never picked up someone at a bar - never.

I'm the son who hasn't made Mom Grandmom.... Yet!

I'm the son of an absent father and am better for it.

I'm the guy who believes it's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all - except for Vanessa.

I'm the guy who doesn’t think fame makes a person more interesting or better looking.

I'm the guy who doesn't watch the news because it seems to be mostly bad.

I'm the guy who WAS ON the news once explaining why I didn't donate to the 911 funds.

I'm the guy who completely changed for the better since my 20's.

I'm the guy who tries to put a smile on your face.

I'm the guy who says hi walking down the street.

I'm the guy comfortably out of fashion.

I'm the guy who can't understand why anyone gives the Octomom or T.O. a second thought.

I'm the guy who's hoping "a few extra pounds" is the new buff.

I'm the guy who thought Dumb and Dumber should have been nominated for an Oscar.

I'm the guy waiting for Eve to call for a date to the Grammys.

I'm the guy who lived in Philly for three years and didn't find much brotherly love.

I'm the long-suffering Raiders fan who is having trouble keeping the faith.

I'm the guy who wishes he could sing like Josh Groban.

I'm the guy who is glad he can make my mom's dreams come true.